Thursday, September 27th, 2001
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6:50 pm - i am back...
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It has been a while but I have been in a deep state of depression! I can not find a damn job and now Tina Youthers is saying that she is pregnant with Captain Chunks youngin'.... I think its all a crock of bullshit and some sort of publicity stunt for her to get back on the big screen but I havent really gotten to the bottom of it yet... Sloth and I havent been talking either, Mouth came by bragging after he did his E! True Hollywood Story...I my name wasnt mentioned once in it and we were good friends in his TV days...But O-well I will survive
current mood:  depressed
current music: anything Ozzy
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Thursday, July 12th, 2001
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1:43 pm - good enough 4 you...
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i have been a little under the weather lately... i met up with another X-childhood actress and we had a romantic getaway.....the bahamas was great but the crabs and herpes i brought home was no joke...sloth and i spent hours trying to comb the pubic lice out! i finally broke down and went to the free clinic and got some cream...which oddly smelled like rum rasin icecream...the crabs are gone but the herpes are the gift that keeps on giving...so if any of you run into tina youthers the fat chick from family ties.....stay away from the pussy!!! she is gross! the doctor told me that i should be okay if i double bagged the next time i sling the pole to a hoe...so dont be scared of old chunk! mouth hit it too, but he thinks he is having a reaction to his laundry detergent...what an idiot!
current mood:  blah
current music: sexual healing-marvin gaye
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Thursday, May 31st, 2001
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1:15 pm - Hey you guys!!!!
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I almost got laid last night! I went over to mikeys house and he had invited a couple of hoes over...right away sloth got an invite to the attic where he got a lap dance from a mexican chick...about 6 or 7 shots later the little russian bitch asked me to lift up my shirt and show her a little bit of the truffle shuffle, i did it and she asked if she could run her fingers through my hairy chest...i told her it would be okay with me, but as soon as she did it she began blowing chunks and begging me to put my shirt back down! needless to say i did not get laid! maybe this harriett chick will let me hit it.
current mood:  annoyed
current music: sex machine - james brown
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Wednesday, May 30th, 2001
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10:36 pm - well well well.....
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its been about a month since chunk last got some pussy! no one wants a has been! i mean i still got money from the movies i was in when i was young...no one wants to hire the "fat kid" i was in a porno doing the truffle shuffle with ten hoes dancing on the old love wand but still i got no ass... i just need a break from sloth and the rest of the gang...i am thinking maybe moving on to florida or maybe washington....nevertheless i need a job and a piece of ass before i go insane
current mood:  horny
current music: A.D.I.D.A.S - Korn
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Monday, May 14th, 2001
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10:47 pm - i do still exist
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i know everyone thought captin chunk was no longer alive, but i have been trying to keep a low profile since we saved the goondocks, sloth and i have been doing alot of traveling speaking at schools about the whole one eyed willy experience...its been great!
current mood:  cheerful
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